Friday, June 6, 2008

Things to do while you wait for MGS4 [sillyness]


Well, since we are less than a week away from the HUGE release of MGS4, I thought I'd make a list of things to do to pass the time while you are waiting for the big day. These aren't in any kind of order.

  1. Play 52 card pickup 52 times with special MGS4 playing cards
  2. Read the dictionary, but say Metal Gear solid before every word
  3. Go buy Metal Gear Solid 1-3 and play those through
  4. Draw all the MGS4 characters and make a comic book with your OWN story line
  5. Play frisbee with your old MGS games
  6. Count jelly beans
  7. Organize your sock drawer
  8. Color co-ordinate your underwear
  9. Watch all of the cut-scenes in every MGS
  10. Dress up as Solid Snake and sneak around your house without anyone knowing you are there
  11. Practice laying underneath a box for hours
  12. When people start talking to you tell them "We better talk on the codec for better privacy instead"
  13. Try to beat MGS 1 in under 3 hours
  14. Buy a MGS4 T-shirt and proclaim that you won't take it off until MGS4 comes out
  15. Act like you have a stealth suite on, and when people look at you, do random things because you just KNOW they can't see you
  16. Buy a snake
  17. Say Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots 100 times fast
  18. Get your tent ready to camp out at your local game store
  19. Dress up like Altair, but put a fake cigarette in your mouth so people know you are really dressing up as Snake
  20. Go buy 4th of July fireworks and every hour on the hour, light one and say "HAPPY ONE HOUR CLOSER TO MGS4!!!"

I hope you all enjoyed that a little bit, even if you are not MGS fans. If you've got any more to add, feel free to comment, I'd love to hear some more funny ways to pass the time before this monumental game becomes available.

-Jeremy aka Adridius

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